FATBOY Metahlowski (newsletter for website)

www.fatboy.nl

Fatboy® has left a sack of ‘Metahlowski’ under the rainbow.

Meet the Fatboy® Metahlowski’s!
They have the looks of a supermodel and are more expensive than your average. They’re the new high-end quality addition to the Fatboy® family.

The Metahlowski’s have the exact same sexy body and measurements as your usual Fatboy® the Original, but with their gold, silver, bronze and titanium finish they look like they’d run off an exhibition from the Guggenheim or the Hermitage. Their family name sounds even more posh than Swarovski, but a Metahlowski might as well be pissing the rug of ‘the dude’ in the Big Lebowski. Sitting on a Metahlowski would even make Borat in a string bikini look like a king from Kazakhstan, since Titano, Bronzo, Silvi and Goldi are incredibly stylish without being pretentious.

Let’s be honest though. Each of the Metahlowski’s would give a classic modern twist to the usual timeless and expensive look of a multinational hotshot CEO office or an executive boardroom. They would look really inviting for lounging in a welcome hall of a five-star designee hotel while the bellboy takes care of your backpack. They would be lifesaving to you’re high heeled aching feet when you shop till you drop at the Harrods’s, Bloomingdale’s, Prada’s and way to trendy concept stores. They would make you sit down in your highly exclusive club and sip your ridiculously expensive drink like it’s your birthday, in between moving your funky feet on the high-class funky beat.

However, The Fatboy® Metahlowski’s may look like they are made for snobs and the untouchable elite, deep inside they don’t feel like a Very Important Person but more like an Equally Important Person. So, to hell with VIP’s and hail to the EIP’s! Because hanging out with the Metahlowski family might make you feel like an opulent Russian tsar watching a whole season of the Soprano’s, you’re still the same person, only more relaxed and at ease.

But in the end, when a Fatboy® Metahlowski asks you to sit down, to relax and take it easy, it is like an offer you can’t refuse.

“So whataya gonna do bout it?!”



WANTO wordchoreography ©