FATBOY Facts (optional items for website)

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FATBOY® FACTS

+Fatboy® got its name when Jukka Setälä was sitting on his design while listening to Fatboy Slim. Fortunately for us Jukka was not listening to Junkie XL.


+Fatboy® the Original will give you a huge advantage over your opponent in a pillow fight.


+Fatboy® products contain 0% fat and do not have any influence on your cholesterol level. Actually Fatboy products have not been proven to have any negative side effects on your health. So enjoy!


+Fatboy® the Original is perfect to sack your boss with.


+Fatboy® products can never be held responsible for any positive pregnancy tests the day after sharing one with your lover or one-night stand.

+Fatboy® products do not necessarily need to be handled with care or to be used in any per scripted way as long as it doesn’t cause a murder.

+Fatboy® products are already bin used by many single women as a cuddly substitute for a boyfriend. They call it their Fatboyfriend who is always simply there.

+A Fatboy® Spacesuit won’t make you an instant astronaut, but would make you look good on any galactic catwalk.

+Never having a moment of pleasure on your Fatboy® is just as unlikely as having a lesbian black female president in the white house.

+Nowadays 119 of 120 people in the Netherlands do NOT own a Fatboy® product. There you have it, a statistic not delivered by Maurice de Hond.



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