FATBOY Future Plans (item for website)

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FATBOY® FUTURE PLANS


Warning! The following story is not completely fictional and based on true fantasies.

We are proud and very grateful of all the good things that already occurred in the Fatboy® past. But the Fatboy® future is even more interesting and important to us. So before we end up in our Fatboy® coffin we figure that the only way of knowing the future is to create it.

First things first, our Fatboy® Original is our pride and joy, so we keep redefining it with new materials and colors, such as golden, silver and copper finishing and send it to a highly overpaid mental coach that will make it believe its invincible and the greatest since Muhammed Ali.

All our other Fatboy® products are never save for our never-ending fantasy and creativity too since we have more tricks up our sleeves than Ronaldinho wearing a sleeveless cat suit during a Champions League Final. So be prepared for anything! We won’t give anything away until it is right there in front of your face though.

Being Fatboy® in the future will not only include creating luxurious lifestyle products, we will also tend to show up at all kinds of events like summer festivals, fair-trades and conventions, sports events and theme parks, concerts and exhibitions, shopping malls and your little brothers bar mitzvah.

The Fatboy® future is all about creating innovations leaving you expecting the unexpected, keeping everyone including our selves comfortably surprised. We are even attending master classes as we speak, for creating Fatboy® activities and sports that could win you a gold medal at the Olympics. To create Fatboy® Fashion and accessories that don’t need a famous celebrity face to sell them. To create Fatboy® Vehicles and Crafts for every occasion, from roller-skates till bicycles, submarines till speedboats, snowscooters till space rockets. Anything is possible in the future. Even the sky is no limit. Hell, for all we care we will open a Fatboy® World theme park on the freaking moon.

Least but not last, since we’re speaking about the moon, we conspire in deep secrecy to collaborate with NASA. A scroll with blueprints of all kinds of spacecrafts, that would make space tourism accessible to all of us, is found under a bridge. We are performing test flights with prototype concept crafts to see if they fly as comfortable as lounging on a Fatboy® Original is.
Negotiations to employ real celebrities as Johny Depp, Will Smith, Steve Buscemi, Angelina jolie, Homer Simpson and Cartman to fly our Fatboy® Spacecrafts are taking place at our secret Fatboy® Base under the melting ice of Greenland. We will design matching Fatboy® Spacesuits, so our sexy celebrity astronauts at least look fashionably cool when they have encounters of the third kind.

At the same time it will be a kick-start for us to sell our products in other galaxies, since we will send Fatboy® probes to all corners and black holes of the known and unknown universe. We all know that our universe is infinite and keeps expanding (!?) so conquering our beautiful mother earth is just the beginning of the expanding and infinite Fatboy® universe.

We come in peace!


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