vrijdag 16 januari 2009

Doortje Originals (about for store add in 'Eindhoven in the Pocket')


http://www.doortje.nu/
Pocket_website.pdf (page 012 - 013)

(Dutch version)

DOORTJE Originals

Had jij het al door dat Doortje flink uit heeft lopen breien? Naast haar populaire webshop heeft ze nu ook een prachtig vintage paradijs in het epicentrum van winkelend Eindhoven. Maar pas op! Menig man en vrouw wordt erg hebberig van al die authentieke vintage kleding, fanTAStische tassen, beeldige schoentjes en blinkende accessoires. Zulke mooie vintage hadden ze vroeger niet eens!



(English version)

DOORTJE Originals

Did you figure out that Doortje has been expanding? In addition to our popular web shop we also have a beautiful vintage paradise in the epicenter of shopping Eindhoven. But beware! Many men and women will turn greedy when seeing the authentic vintage clothing, fantastic
bags, cute shoes and shiny accessories. They never had vintage this great in the olden days!



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Eindhoven in the Pocket (preface)


http://www.soeps.nl/index.php?category=special
Pocket_website.pdf

(Dutch version)

EINDHOVEN IN THE POCKET

Ook in Eindhoven, dé winkelstad van het zuiden, is winkelen verreweg de meest populaire vrijetijdsbesteding. Zelfs op een niet koop- zondag slenteren bezoekers graag door de stad en gluren zij door de zorgvuldig samengestelde etalages vol verleidingen. Voor alle ‘shoppers until we droppers’ is deze Eindhoven in the pocket de nieuwe bijbel. Al kan dit handige en sexy boekje door veel anderen net zo goed heilig verklaard worden.

‘Eindhoven de gekste’ met een zachte G is veel meer dan de uitvinding van een Philips gloeilamp. En is bovendien vaker landskampioen geworden dan Amsterdam. Naast technologie, tactisch voetbal en keihard winkelen heeft de lichtstad genoeg om in de
spotlights te zetten. Cultuursnuivers hoeven hun neus niet op te halen. Sterker nog ze kunnen beter oppassen voor een overdosis. Liefhebbers van kunst, hippe designsnobs, muziekfa-
naten, culinaire genieters, natuurliefhebbers en graffitischrijvers kunnen
hier hun hart sneller laten kloppen.

Tussen alle winkels die je in elke stad tegenkomt, is er ineens Ontour, Magda
en Dings. Naast het bekende Stratumseind heeft Eindhoven een Plan-2, het Klokgebouw, de Smalle Haven en het Stroomhuis. Naast de Effenaar en het Van Abbemuseum zijn er culturele
festivals als STRP en Virus. Mensen die hiermee hun eigen, soms getatoeëerde, nek uitsteken geven dit stadje iets extra’s. Eindhoven krijgt steeds meer ballen, die flink aan het
rollen zijn. Zonder pretentieus te worden.

De hoogste tijd om Eindhoven te herontdekken, want er gebeuren hier mooie dingen waar je misschien nog niets van af wist. Eindhoven is uniek en dat hebben wij nu als ‘Eindhovenezen’ allemaal maar mooi in deze glossy pocket.

Houdoe


(English version)

EINDHOVEN IN THE POCKET

In Eindhoven, the number one shopping destination in the south, shopping is by
far the most popular leisure activity. Even on a ‘non-shopping Sunday’, visitors like to stroll through the city and peep through the carefully composed display windows filled with
temptations.

This Eindhoven in the pocket is the new bible for all you ‘shop until we droppers’. But maybe others will declare this handy and sexy book holy as well … ‘Eindhoven the craziest’ with a soft
G is much more than the invention of a Philips incandescent lamp. And we became national soccer champions more often than Amsterdam did. In addition to technology, tactical soccer and powerful shopping, the city of light has enough other distractions to highlight.

Culture lovers don’t have to be sniffy about it. On the contrary: they should beware not to get an overdose. Lovers of art, hip design snobs, music fanatics, culinary sensualists and writers of graffiti will find their hearts beat faster here.

In addition to the stores you see in every city, you will suddenly discover Ontour, Magda and Dings. Eindhoven boasts the well-known Stratumseind, but also Plan-2, the Klokgebouw, Smalle Haven and the Stroomhuis. You will find the Effenaar and the Van Abbemuseum as well as
cultural festivals such as STRP and Virus. People who stick out their own –sometimes-tattooed – neck with these, contribute something special to our city. Eindhoven is getting more and
more balls, balls that are really rolling. Without becoming pretentious.

It’s time to rediscover Eindhoven, as beautiful things are happening here. Things that maybe you were unaware of. Eindhoven is unique. As true Eindhoveners we have it all inside this
glossy pocket.

"Houdoe"



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OntFront Sidewalk Tailoring (about text for website)


www.ontfront.com
http://www.ontfront.com/?mid=159

OntFront levitates the soul of men inside pure fabrics.
Classic suit tailoring tags the raw finesse of the streets; in creating premium class 'Sidewalk Tailoring'.
Not questioning ones own rules OntFront makes bold sophisticated armor for the realm of men.
In a man's world, aware men must show their Self.



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Graduation Project





YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO FLY

This chair is a hybride.
A hybride inspired by two different interpretations on the conception of comfort.
Comfort comes from within the mind and body, and comes from outside like a soft cushion wrapped around your body.

The 'Lotus' sitting position and the archetypal notion of a chair combined in one object.

Set Design for Dutch movie "De Fameuze Artiest in Ruste" (the Famous Artist in Tranquility)




http://cinema.vpro.nl/films/1803566/de-fameuze-artiest-in-ruste

Models and miniatures of set designs I did for the graduation project of Abdul Veysi Yildirim. His movie won the prize for the best graduation project of his year (1999). Therefore his movie was shown at the Utrecht Filmfestival 2000.

I was closely involved with the director, and really added visually to the story by designing custom made props for the movie.

FATBOY Edison de Grand (newsletter for website)

www.fatboy.nl

And then there was.....Fatboy® Edison de Grand

One of the newest latest enlightening additions to the Fatboy® family is a lamp.

While you enjoy being lazy on your Fatboy® the Original at night you still might want to look around a bit and enjoy your domestic view.
So before you could even ask, Fatboy® created a cute oversized modern day twilight to make this happen. The look of this Fatboy® Edison de Grand is highly recognizable and executed in such a typical Fatboy® manner even Ray Charles could see it coming.

The strong iconic silhouette is equally lit and spreads a serene glow on any interior landscape. The quality of the beautiful milky white material unleashes enchanting rays of light, probably enhancing your imagination while reading a book, or at least allows you to see the other person you might at the time be dialoguing with.

Even with its oversized body this lamp displays a robust elegance even when unlit and it doesn't even require a table to stand on to do so. This lamp stands perfectly by itself like a beacon on the highest top of a mountain.
A subtle Fatboy® light switch is conveniently placed on top of the lamp, never difficult to find. Switching the light is not going to get any easier.
The no nonsense finishing and aesthetics makes this object suitable for both indoors and outdoors, so don’t hesitate to take it out occasionally for a walk in the garden or parking it on your lawn.

The new Fatboy® Edison de Grand is a highlight in any interior.




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FATBOY Oerboy (story for on website)


www.fatboy.nl
http://www.fatboy.com/news/?news=25579B18-AA30-D3A0-4606-BEAE83B3362D&page=5


Tjock Pojke and the quest of the Original Oerboy


Among the remains of an ancient cave design exhibition, somewhere in the middle of a desolated desert, our hero Tjock Pojke unexpectedly discovered evidence that proved the existence of a beanbag like primal piece of furniture, the so called Oerboy.

Tjock Pojke really wanted to find and excavate this Oerboy for thorough examination on how it was used, and for better understanding on what role it played through design evolution. The cultural value of this so-called Oerboy could be tremendous, possibly explaining tons about people’s sense of style in the Stone Age.

Tjock Pojke needed the world’s best specialists in order to make this Oerboy expedition a success, but he didn’t have the kind of money to fund this expensive operation. Luckily he got drunk with a certain Alexander Fjellgutt, who was very interested in Tjock’s story. Alexander had a friend RJ. Sinne-Ekker who worked for a bank and together they pitched a convincing story to the bank and arranged the money they needed without making a scene.

Before they would appear on Oprah to let the world know about their quest, Alexander and RJ made a deal with Tjock. They insisted on joining the expedition, after they find and excavate the Oerboy they would let Tjock examine it until he found the answers he was looking for, and since Alexander and RJ funded the expedition they would be the owners of the Oerboy, free to do with it for whatever purpose. Tjock agreed without hesitation and he quickly flipped through the Yellow Pages, found the specialists and assembled the crew they needed.

After hours of research in their city library they went searching and excavating around the globe for an entire week, but they didn’t find a trace of the Oerboy. It was getting hard to stay motivated since hope of actually finding the Oerboy was fading away. As last attempt Tjock decided to lead the expedition back to the cave where he found the first evidence of the existence of the Oerboy. This time Tjock brought up the courage to go further in the cave than he did last time, maybe he would found something new that could lead his fellowship to the Oerboy’s whereabouts.

All night Tjock was searching deep in the belly of the cave when he suddenly got tapped on his shoulder. A big Yeti kind of creature of which the existence was never proved, looked Tjock straight in his pretty eyes. Tjock didn’t panic and sensed that the creature was just protecting a specific part of the cave. He managed to keep tickling the creature until it passed out on the floor.

With the creature out of the way, Tjock now could see the huge cave drawing it was protecting. To dark to see all the details he decided to cut out the whole drawing with his laser pen and he dragged it back towards the exit of the cave. Ours later the team was exited to see Tjock coming out of the cave, although they were in the middle of a film on a bootleg DVD. They all gathered around at first light to finally see the cave drawing in full detail.

It was a drawing of a giant potato with a drawing on it.

All the experts of the team where flabbergasted and about to loose their last hope and motivation, like a dog giving up chasing his own tail. But Tjock was staring at the drawing and he couldn’t help letting a tear of joy and relief escape the corner of his eye. He recognized this potato as being a huge rock formation, quite nearby a Dutch town called Den Bosch where he lived with his ex girlfriend. The first time he saw that rock formation while making love on top of it with his ex girlfriend, it didn’t come to his mind that this rock formation was not 100% natures work, just like his ex girlfriends boobs, but in fact an ancient statue made by the same civilization that made the Oerboy. Now his gut was telling him to go backt to that memorable place and excavate under the foot of that rock formation to finally make this expedition come to its climax.

The next day they arrived at their destination. There it was. The drawing on the potato where hard to see, but after cleaning them up a little with the expert’s brushes it actually made clear where to start digging for the Oerboy, like the big X on a treasure map. They all knew they where about to write history and started excavating under the big stone potato with their specialist plastic spoons. After a couple of days they finally saw the first contours of the Oerboy appearing on the surface. With huge care they proceeded excavating and after all the blood, sweat and beers, they finally brought up the Oerboy in full glory. Tjock, Alexander, RJ and the rest of the team where overwhelmed with joy and they all started hugging each other like they really mean it.

They found the Oerboy!

The Oerboy somehow was preserved in formidable state during the passage of time. The whole crew gathered around for a group picture with the Oerboy that quickly found its way to the press. Soon everybody would know about the finding of the Oerboy as one of the greatest discoveries in design history.

Tjock could not wait to have the Oerboy on his research table. There was much it could tell about the people from the era of the Oerboy. And so it did. Tjock, Alexander and RJ where nicknamed Archeologists of the Future, since their historical find created a new future for all beanbags to come…



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FATBOY Rockies (newsletter for website)

www.fatboy.nl

Fatboy® Rockies

In the world arena of leisure none less than three new Fatboy® heavyweight champions of beanbags entered the ring.

In the brown corner we have Joe, in the green corner sits George and in the black corner stands the one and only Cassius. Lets get ready to rumble!!!!!

Each sturdy cotton skin of these Fatboy® Rockies is treated in 3 steps. In the first round the fabric is dyed to give these three titans their own distinct color. In the second round the fabric is brushed on the surface for firmness and better flexible movement. The fabric is not equally brushed which results in a lively and robust tactile quality. In the third round the fabric is washed to ad some softness and to obtain the specific look of a champion. The inside of the fabric has a coating giving more strength and body to the beanbag to make it last through more than 12 rounds if necessary.

These Fatboy® Rockies are obviously trained and equipped to give you the best leisure workout you ever had. So you better prepare to act and feel like a champ, because throwing in the towel will be part of your vocabulary no more.

Fatboy® Rockies said knock you out!



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FATBOY Jackies (newsletter for website)

www.fatboy.nl

Fatboy® Jacks with thriller effects

Fatboy® proudly presents these three new talents to the Fatboy® Original collection and they will take much pleasure in knowing you. The black and pink colored Latoya, the black and orange colored Janet, and the black and green colored Michael have something real special to admire.

After all these Fatboy® Jacks would not carry their name with honor if they didn’t bring innovation to the world and entertain us with exiting visual effects. So each of them is made with an exclusive and stylish fabric that also possesses a totally of the wall hidden superpower.
While sitting on a Fatboy® Jacks your own bodyweight stretches the surface of the fabric making that area of the fabric change color faster than MJ’s skin.
You'll be in aw of your own super strength since this surprising effect makes every beautiful shape of your body visible, after getting out. Neil Armstrong planted a flag into the moon, dogs lift their leg to leave their mark, but you only have to sit down and get up to make history.

The Fatboy® Jacks are both classic and innovative at the same time. Now who’s bad!?



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FATBOY Jumper (product describtion for website)

www.fatboy.nl
http://shop.fatboy.com/?cat=86548FCC-A611-D127-A9B6-E0DAE192B15E

Fatboy® Jumper

We are not encouraging you to jump of higher places than from the curb of a sidewalk, but Fatboy® Jumper makes you feel free like a genuine freerunner jumping out of an airplane. It has a buckle with the Fatboy logo, inside pocket with zipper and feels like wearing a luxurious edition of a parachute. So fasten your seat belts because permission to fly is granted.



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FATBOY Pantzer (product describtion for website)

www.fatboy.nl
http://shop.fatboy.com/?cat=865517A9-03CF-D71B-3E7A-C2411A6E9276

Fatboy® Pantzer

Not one laptop likes to be seen ‘lap-topless’ so we designed them a bulletproof vest. Fatboy® Pantzer is so protective of your laptop that you could use it to whack the head of any evil villain trying to rob you. Any laptop of your preference will enjoy traveling in this bodyguard, but a Mac Book 13” fits perfect with the Pantzer M and a Mac Book 15” and 17” with the Pantzer L. So fasten your seatbelt and move safely.



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FATBOY Flapbag (product describtion for website)

www.fatboy.nl
http://shop.fatboy.com/?cat=86542C40-D62A-2D01-7BBA-B053D77D7133

Fatboy® Flapbag

Fatboy® Flapbag is matching with any type of sports gear. It has more sole than a sock with a hole, because the bottom of the bag is an actual shoe sole. Reaching the bottom of the bag is peanuts by pushing the snap buttons and flap down. Using the inside pocket is easy as sliding your hands into your jeans pockets. So stretch-up for looking extra sportive and fasten your seatbelt for your own comfort.


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FATBOY Bag-it (product describtion for website)

www.fatboy.nl
http://shop.fatboy.com/?cat=86533A10-E31E-EE4C-E4B5-C75D771E39C0

Fatboy® Bag-it

Fatboy® Bag-it turns protection of your expensive electronic gadgets into functional jewelry. This necklace keeps your precious electronic essentials close while showing them off. Any MP3 player and GSM want to be bagged now, but Bag-it fits perfectly with an IPod and IPhone. And if you’re not a necklace type of person you can also detach the cord and Bag-it anyway.


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FATBOY Eetwie (prodcut describtion for website)

www.fatboy.nl
http://shop.fatboy.com/?cat=86538DBE-E0DD-D20C-CDBA-55E68704164F

Fatboy® Eetwie

Fatboy® Eetwie will rock your boat. It’s standing proud and solid as a rock on its shoe sole bottom, but will never walk on you. Made of highly waterproof material it never gets wet or dirty. We don’t want to know what your Eetwie will be stuffed with, but keep on rocking.



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FATBOY Undercover (product describtion for website)

www.fatboy.nl
http://shop.fatboy.com/?cat=86558BFF-911D-EE94-5684-DFBC2342BC47

Fatboy® Undercover

Fatboy® Undercover is your trendy camouflage for anything that deserves soft protection. When used in the open this sleeve acts like a star on the cover of a magazine, or like a low profile undercover agent when slipped into your bag. The remarkable double-glued fabric is strong like Kevlar and characterizes the smoothness of leather. Undercover XS and S fit perfect with an IPod (nano, classic or touch). Undercover M matches a Mac Book (Air) 13” and an Undercover L is made for a Mac Book Pro 15” or 17”. But none of the Undercover does discriminate other technology.



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FATBOY Soulbag (product desribtion for website)

www.fatboy.nl
http://shop.fatboy.com/?cat=86560D25-A4FF-F921-42A1-EDEE0CD081AE

Fatboy® Soulbag

Fatboy® Soulbag has more soul than James Brown’s face without a hole. The shoe sole bottom looks stylish and almost makes it want to show moves like the godfather of soul, may his soul rest in peace. Fatboy® Soulbag keeps the soul alive by introducing diving suit zippers with the Fatboy® logo on the zip-fastener. So ‘git uppa’, and carry around soulfully like a sexmachine.



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FATBOY Soulbag Metallic (product describtion for website)

www.fatboy.nl
http://shop.fatboy.com/?cat=865910EF-EB76-D7EB-0A05-00D5F5C32231

Fatboy® Soulbag Metallic

Metahlowski meets the Soulbag. Fatboy® Metallic Soulbag has the same features and is the same model as the Soulbag, but comes with the fabric used for the Fatboy® Metahlowski’s. Just as soulful but a little shinier. The Bronze and Silver have a contrasting orange inside and the Titan has a grass green inside which makes it so fresh and so clean. So enjoy putting more soul into your soul.



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FATBOY Bags (press release)

www.fatboy.nl
http://www.fatboy.com/news/?news=79351DFF-11D8-29D5-AA72-2D3573F8BC72&page=2

Fatboy® Bags

Fatboy® proudly expands its lifestyle product range from living to functional, iconic fashion products, launching their new unique collection of Fatboy® bags where you definitely want to be found dead with, if you really have to.

Fatboy® collaborated with Dutch design studio ‘DeMakersVan’ on this project, to ensure themselves that even psychics could not see this one coming. DeMakersVan are a trendsetting team of young international designers with (famous) clients all over the world. The museum of Modern Art New York, the Victoria @ Albert museum in London and Philip Starck him self already shopped at theirs, and frankly there is nothing anyone could do about that.
Fatboy® threw DeMakersVan in their ‘collaboratorium’ to enhance their chemistry. Like modern alchemists they experimented to combine all kinds of production techniques and materials, making sure that the outcome would have those special Fatboy® features. After a lot of hard work and things blowing up in their face, they could all finally scream: “they’re alive...ALIVE!” A collection of seven bags with the Fatboy® names Flapbag, Pantzer, Jumper, Undercover, Soulbag, Eetwie and Bag-it.

The Fatboy® Bags are a colorful unisex collection of bags for a very broad range of age. Very strong materials with environmental friendly coatings were mixed with elements from the aviation industry and extreme sports. For Pantzer and Undercover an extraordinary men made super tough leather-like material was used. Parachute buckles; seatbelts, scuba diving zippers and the use of noiseless Velcro are some examples for the original and highly detailed finishing on the outside and inside of the bags.

Fatboy® Bags are available in orange, pink, black, red, turquoise, green, blue, camouflage, and metallic Soulbags in silver, bronze and titanium. They are shipped to your doorsteps in their cute magnified matchboxes packaging



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FATBOY bags (newsletter for website)



www.fatboy.nl
http://www.fatboy.com/news/?news=79351DFF-11D8-29D5-AA72-2D3573F8BC72&page=2

Fatboy® Bags

The Fatboy® enterprise boldly goes where it never has gone before.

After continuously exploring our boundaries we are now ready as ever to expand our lifestyle product range from living to functional, iconic fashion products. We are exited about launching our unique collection of Fatboy® bags where you definitely want to be found dead with, if you really have to.

We collaborated with Dutch design studio ‘DeMakersVan’ on this project, to ensure ourselves that even psychics could not see this one coming. DeMakersVan are a trendsetting team of young international designers with (famous) clients all over the world. The museum of Modern Art New York, the Victoria @ Albert museum in London and Philip Starck him self already shopped at theirs to name just a few, and frankly there is nothing you could do about that.

Eureka!

We threw DeMakersVan in our ‘collaboratorium’ to enhance the chemistry between us even more. Like crazy modern alchemists, with a thing for weird scientists, we experimented to combine all kinds of production techniques and materials, making sure the outcome would have those special Fatboy® features. After a lot of hard work and things blowing up in our face, we all finally screamed “they’re alive...ALIVE!” A collection of seven bags with the Fatboy® names Flapbag, Pantzer, Jumper, Undercover, Soulbag, Eetwie and Bag-it.

Fatboy® Elements

The Fatboy® Bags are a colorful unisex collection of bags for a very broad range of age. Very strong materials with environmental friendly coatings were mixed with elements from the aviation industry and extreme sports. For Pantzer and Undercover an extraordinary men made super tough leather-like material was used. Parachute buckles; seatbelts, scuba diving zippers and the use of noiseless Velcro are some examples for the original and highly detailed finishing on the outside and inside of the bags.
Fatboy® Bags are available in orange, pink, black, red, turquoise, green, blue, camouflage, and metallic Soulbags in silver, bronze and titanium. We understand that you can’t wait to ship one or more of the Fatboy® Bags to your doorsteps in their cute magnified match-boxes packaging.



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FATBOY Interior (text for internal use/website)

www.fatboy.nl
http://www.fatboy.com/news/?news=79351DFF-22D8-29D5-AA72-2D3573F8BC72&page=4

Fatboy® Headquarters

A box is a box is a box is an office.....
Our brand new Fatboy® facility needed proper filling to function as our new headquarters. That’s why designers Muller & van Tol implied the ‘inside the box thinking’ technique. “The what technique?” Inside the box thinking means to be your own within a confined space. Why do we think that’s important? We believe that only when we truly fit inside our box, we can freely think outside the box.

A new space in a space

Entering our headquarters feels like entering a new free space within the existing space. It is kept wide open and transparent while obviously a lot of things are going on everywhere. The original industrial character of the building is still visible and some of its esthetic rawness is even highlighted in a subtle way. Even with parts of the construction and structure left naked you somehow do enter a space oozing with the Fatboy® identity.

How did Muller & van Tol turn a huge rectangular box at some ‘desolated’ industrial area into a functional and inspiring Fatboy® office?

They started with creating a space, a free space within the building. By deconstructing two parts of de 1st floor, leaving the center part, a ‘floating’ work-island in the center of the space was formed. Simultaneously this created a huge two-story high space on both ends of the building too, since there is no floor dividing the ground floor from the roof. This center of our space is the heart of our organization, but also represents our mentality because of the way it was executed. And just like a real heart it pumps the creative blood anywhere within the premises, synchronizing everyone’s beat.

The ground floor and the ceiling are ‘made in one piece’ by giving the complete floor the same green color and finishing, and printing the ceiling with a repetitive pattern of beautiful tree-tops mirrored like a Rorschach stain. One ceiling, one floor, so every one of us is moving between the same floor and the same ceiling, like we are the vanilla cream of a tompouce cake. Elements of Fatboy®

The philosophy behind our office was letting the space be the space rather than designing and fixating the space with a thought out concept. Instead of putting on a dress, Muller & van Tol carefully created and added clever designed elements to choreograph the space and let it become Fatboy®.

Re-invent and use what we already have

When you enter the building you immediately walk through a huge tipi tent created out of fragments of Fatboy® billboards that we have used in the past. This way we don’t waste or throw away our previous artwork, which we continuously make to tell the Fatboy® saga. At the other end of the building we have the same executed idea, but then in the shape of a huge bungalow tent.

Our reception desk is a real eye-catcher. It was constructed by deconstructing two antique closets. Muller & van Tol just saw both of them in half so you have four half’s of authentic antique closets right there. They placed them in an ergonomic formation and placed a functional bright red desktop on top of these sawn in half closets. Et voilla! Another functional element created out of existing parts. This reception desk makes picking up a phone look really cool.
A wooden fence wall is another eye-catching element that stretches from the entrance all the way to the back. This friendly looking construction conveniently combines a number of functions. Our wardrobe, some storage place we can’t do without and a kitchen to help us fix a great wholesome lunch are all integrated.

Fluffy rugs with inspiring prints of a Maori-man or a tutorial for dance-steps on the floor are marking subspaces, and not quite accidentally right above these carpets are ceilings of felt floating in mid air. The rugs and floating ceilings combined are drawing ‘invisible walls’ around the furniture placed on the carpet and the even have a function that has to do with the acoustics.
Then we have a big octagon shaped table at bar-height with a marker board top to make notes. It is truly the ideal brainstorm table to hang on when ideas must be fabricated, just like in the pub. Instead of having to sit and stay on your seat in a boardroom we can let our creative minds go free while being mobile. The table is placed near some big windows, which allows the view of the not so inspiring industrial area that we are part of into our sensitive irises. Therefore Muller & van Tol blinded these windows using prints of close up pictures of the Nevada desert. The emptiness of a desolated desert with a cactus here and a cactus there is actually triggering inspiration a lot better.

On the huge wall at the end of our headquarters we see a just as huge enlarged print of a miniature mock-up of a fragment of a house. The original artwork made by mock-up artist Frank Kunert. It is just a fun idea to think about that. We’re sticking an extremely enlarged print of a miniature version of live sized reality like wallpaper on our biggest wall. Miniature has never been this big. You have to see it to believe it!

Moodswings

Something is happening and changing wherever an element was placed. They create open spaces that arouse different emotions and mind-states fit for the type of activity going on in that area. It makes us experience the vibe needed at that spot, right on the spot. At the end all elements together make the whole space really work for work. Now our space is ready for us to do what we do, organize, create, inspire and present if not showing off our cool products.

Most of the material used to make all these elements have a Fatboy® history. By recycling previously used promotional artwork, our Fatboy® history and adventures are archived visually within our physical surroundings. These fragments from our past are telling the ongoing Fatboy® story to anyone that pays attention. Combined with some beautiful images that we have used for presentation and inspiration it seems easy to connect with ‘the secret rules’ that define what Fatboy® is all about. It’s like our headquarters is wearing pieces of our own collections, and we are all part of the runway for adventure. Our office is not only growing on us, it’s growing with us to be exactly like us. Showing us our own evolution.

We’re all Fatboy®

You could say that Muller & van Tol succeeded to design us a headquarters that reflects an authentic Fatboy® identity. Now Fatboy® really has entered the building. Fatboy® has left the building…Fatboy® IS the building!

Our headquarters really characterizes our core activities and all Muller & van Tol did was obeying the secret and unwritten rules of Fatboy®. The funny thing about the secret rules of Fatboy® is that they are not a secret…you just have to know and feel what Fatboy® is about and they will unveil themselves to you. Knowing the secret rules of Fatboy® also makes everyone working at our headquarters feel like they are a part of one whole organization. And that’s just great, because we’re all one at Fatboy®. No one is a VIP and everyone is an EIP (equally important person). Just another secret rule of Fatboy® and lucky for you, this one is on the house.



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FATBOY Metahlowski (press release)

www.fatboy.nl

Deftig Luieren

Fatboy® nodigt iedereen uit om kennis te maken met de Metahlowski familie.
Deze chique naam, dat met een knipoog doet denken aan luxe merken zoals Swarovski, vertegenwoordigd vier fonkelnieuwe variaties op de succesvolle ‘Fatboy® the Original’. De Metahlowski’s hebben identieke vorm en afmetingen, maar ze komen in vier sexy glanzende nieuwe kleuren.

De Metahlowski familie bestaat uit twee stoere mannelijke en twee verleidelijke vrouwelijke leden. Titano, Bronzo, Silvi en Goldi zijn de namen van de respectievelijk titanium, brons, zilver en goud gekleurde Metahlowski’s. Hun luxe uitstraling maakt ze met gemak een opvallende verschijning in moderne en stijlvolle interieurs. De Metahlowaki’s zijn hierdoor een uitstekend betaalbaar alternatief voor peperdure design classics. Net zoals een vrouw in de supermarkt er net zo mooi uit kan zien als een duurbetaalde supermodel.

In menig ontvangst hal van klasse hotels zouden de Metahlowski’s de gasten in stijl verwelkomen. In chique directie kantoren zouden directeuren er stiekem een ‘powernapje’ op doen. In wachtruimtes van moderne vluchthavens zouden ze vermoeide reizigers omarmen en in de lounge van hippe clubs en restaurants zouden de Metahlowski ‘s letterlijk schitteren als een discobal.

Ondanks de ontelbaar stijlvolle toepassing mogelijkheden binnen het wat deftigere circuit zal een Metahlowski altijd zichzelf blijven. De Metahlowski’s voelen zich overal thuis, of het nou in een paleis is of in een zigeuner woonwagen. Misschien zijn ze wel kunst én kitsch, want een Metahlowski’s loopt met het hoofd in de wolken en met de voeten op de grond.




Lavishing dandy

Fatboy® invites everyone to meet the Metahlowski family.
This posh family name, which whimsically refers to luxurious brands like Swarovski, represents four shiny sophisticated variations on the iconic Fatboy® the Original. Each Metahlowski design has the same shape and measurements, but is made of 80% Cotton and 20% PU high quality Italian fabric, executed in a brand new sexy color. They combine luxurious style with sheer laziness.

The Metahlowski’s are a family of two manly males and two seductive females. Titano, Bronzo, Silvi and Goldi are the quite obvious names for the titanium, bronze, silver and gold colored beanbags. Their luxurious supermodel looks opens up heaps of high-end opportunities for usage in modern state of the art interiors. Therefore the Metahlowski’s are a perfect alternative for unaffordable design classics. Just like the girl next door could effortlessly look like a supermodel.

Each of the Metahlowski’s would make a CEO take a powernap in his executive boardroom. They would give guests in the lobby of a star hotel a royal welcome. They would embrace exhausted travelers in waiting rooms of modern airports and they would glitter like a disco ball in way too trendy clubs and exclusive restaurants, although they’re not just made for snobs and the hip elite.

Each member of the Metahlowski family is a suitable addition to any ones own. They’re in every ones league since a Metahlowski feels at home anywhere, whether it is in the Taj Mahal or a gipsy trailer. Maybe they are art and kitsch simultaneously, because a Metahlowski with it’s head in the clouds and with it ‘s feet on the ground.



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FATBOY Metahlowski (newsletter for website)

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Fatboy® has left a sack of ‘Metahlowski’ under the rainbow.

Meet the Fatboy® Metahlowski’s!
They have the looks of a supermodel and are more expensive than your average. They’re the new high-end quality addition to the Fatboy® family.

The Metahlowski’s have the exact same sexy body and measurements as your usual Fatboy® the Original, but with their gold, silver, bronze and titanium finish they look like they’d run off an exhibition from the Guggenheim or the Hermitage. Their family name sounds even more posh than Swarovski, but a Metahlowski might as well be pissing the rug of ‘the dude’ in the Big Lebowski. Sitting on a Metahlowski would even make Borat in a string bikini look like a king from Kazakhstan, since Titano, Bronzo, Silvi and Goldi are incredibly stylish without being pretentious.

Let’s be honest though. Each of the Metahlowski’s would give a classic modern twist to the usual timeless and expensive look of a multinational hotshot CEO office or an executive boardroom. They would look really inviting for lounging in a welcome hall of a five-star designee hotel while the bellboy takes care of your backpack. They would be lifesaving to you’re high heeled aching feet when you shop till you drop at the Harrods’s, Bloomingdale’s, Prada’s and way to trendy concept stores. They would make you sit down in your highly exclusive club and sip your ridiculously expensive drink like it’s your birthday, in between moving your funky feet on the high-class funky beat.

However, The Fatboy® Metahlowski’s may look like they are made for snobs and the untouchable elite, deep inside they don’t feel like a Very Important Person but more like an Equally Important Person. So, to hell with VIP’s and hail to the EIP’s! Because hanging out with the Metahlowski family might make you feel like an opulent Russian tsar watching a whole season of the Soprano’s, you’re still the same person, only more relaxed and at ease.

But in the end, when a Fatboy® Metahlowski asks you to sit down, to relax and take it easy, it is like an offer you can’t refuse.

“So whataya gonna do bout it?!”



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FATBOY Metahlowski’s (new product group descibtion for website)

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Fatboy® Metahlowski’s

Meet the Fatboy® Metahlowski family.
Titan, toughness and exquisites, for your well-earned high-class relaxation. Bronzo, timeless charisma and the stature of a bronze statue, for your historical pleasure. Silvi, classic and bright looks, for serving your style on a silver platter. Goldi, priceless and posh, for you to live life like it’s golden.

The Metahlowski’s shine more subtle than celebrity superstars, are soft and flexible but firm, just like the 80% Cotton and 20% PU high quality Italian fabric they’re made off. The Fatboy® Metahlowski’s combine style with sheer laziness to represent whatever you’re made off.



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FATBOY Pringles (newsletter for website)

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New Pringles Action

Never change a winning team.
Our collaboration with Pringles® last year has left everyone with an appetite for more. So we answered your craving again by adding a whole new flavor to the European Soccer Championship 2008 in Austria and the Swiss.

Now it’s your change to score with Pringles® Hot Holland Hot and WIN one of the limited edition Fatboy® the Original beanbags, with an ass kicking print of one of the 5 most legendary goals scored by the Dutch soccer squad! There only 300 out there!

Not so far from now the ‘Orange Virus’ will spread through our Dutch city landscape as if someone photo shopped Holland in Google earth. Streets, squares and pubs will turn into a sea of orange and everyone will share the thrill and excitement of watching our brave Dutch squad taking on some of the best International teams from Europe on their quest for glory.

Pringles® contributes to the party and madness with some canned heat, by launching their new Hot Holland Hot flavor Pringles® that will only be available during the EC 2008 and obviously comes in a blinding not likely to be missed orange can.

Fatboy® even turns this new flavor up a notch by smuggling a golden sticker in 300 of the Hot Holland Hot flavored Pringles® cans. Each of this golden stickers found by a lucky chosen one is worth one of the 300 super orange limited edition Fatboy® with a print of one of the 5 most legendary goals scored by the Dutch squad. The stickers cannot be exchanged for money since they are not made from real gold. And why would you?

This beer proof limited edition Fatboy® beanbag is priceless, especially with a print of, for example, the mind blowing goal by Marco van Basten (now coach of he Dutch squad) during the EC Final 1988, probably the most legendary goal ever scored in a EC Final! Not a bad memory at all to sit your behind on while supporting our Dutch squad.

So what are you waiting for? Go and go for gold yourself while getting a Hot Holland Hot taste of the EC 2008!

Even more information at www.pringlesfootball.com



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FATBOY Bagtrack (newsletter for website)

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News Fatboy® Bagtrack

Fatboy® Bagtrack is our own variation on a theme park.
Al throughout the summer Fatboy® Bagtrack can suddenly appear at any random place or event, so anyone get’s a change to flirt with Fatboy® and you don’t even have to wait in line for hours to get a crush on Fatboy®.

We can always think of a reason for celebration, especially when the sun is shining, but once in a while we just throw a party for the sake of celebration. We could just show up with our circus of remarkable crafts, bags and other products from the Fatboy® universe and surprise you with a party that will give you a taste of the Fatboy® world of hope and optimism.

Fatboy® Bagtrack masters the skill of creating a positive vibe and atmosphere in any situation since we’re equipped and prepared to react on the situation of the moment and capable of changing the environment into an enjoyable Fatboy® environment with our relaxing products, music, refreshing drinks and tasty food. Having a good time was never this easy!

Fatboy® Bagtrack also introduces some unpretentious classic fun by presenting our Fatboy® games, which are Fatboy® variations on Dutch traditional games played by many generations. Nobody ever looses, but if you play like a champ you might become the Fatboy® King or Queen of the day and win a prize!

Fatboy® Bagtrack will allow anyone to experience the irresistible comfort of the Fatboy® life to the fullest. After we leave again, you will remember you were there and we’re not even going to break your heart.



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FATBOY About (about story for website)

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ABOUT FATBOY®

Once upon a time Jukka Setälä from Finland gave birth to the original Fatboy® design. Dutchman Alex Bergman happily adopted this cute oversized ‘baby’ in 2002. He intuitively saw a great future lying ahead for this one.

Since the launch on the Dutch market in 2002, the design of Fatboy® the Original proved to sell itself. Within 5 years Fatboy® the Original successfully conquered country after country without using voodoo or cunning marketing tricks. We were even forced to open a Fatboy® USA branch in Texas since 2005, enabling ourselves to answer the international demand for our attractive products. Now selling in over 35 countries and every continent our Fatboy® Original already became a lifestyle icon.

Our Fatboy® universe keeps expanding and is filled with remarkable, sustainable and fun products that provoke and lift your spirit. An exiting range of ‘Fatboy® friends’ that fulfill many needs and demands of modern daily life, making it easy to survive in our concrete jungles around the globe.

And we’re just warming up. With a positive no-nonsense attitude we will continue creating and nurturing more surprising Fatboy® products that bring refuge and comfort to our homes and other sanctuaries.

Fatboy® is all yours!



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FATBOY About (fictional about story for website)

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ABOUT FATBOY® THE UNTOLD LEGEND
Warning! The following story is non fictional and totally based on a true fantasy.

Once upon most of the sometimes, there was this Dutch bum that lived under the bridge near that lantern on the corner of that narrow street that leads to that open park with dogs chasing balls and sticks thrown by regular ordinary dog owners that do not sit on the grass because it is a quite moist type of grass and they don’t want to soil their kakis.

On a certain sunny morning under that very same bridge, this Dutch bum, who shall remain nameless because his mother might find out, found an old empty bottle of hard liquor right beside his old rusty bicycle that he used as a pillow. Tough luck one might say, because a full bottle of hard liquor would be the nicest breakfast since his last supper. Nevertheless he considered himself lucky, since he was a positive minded man who always looked at the glass as half full, although the glass was always half full with poison most of the time.

Right before he wanted to throw something at his girlfriend to wake her up, he realized there was this really old looking thin scroll of paper inside the empty bottle, that turned out to be not so empty after all. It was the first time he ever found a message in a bottle and he didn’t even know about that song by The Police, since the only Sting he knew was from a bee.

When he finally found a way to get the scroll of really old looking paper out of the bottle, like a monkey that finds out that he can reach the ants deep in the hole of a tree trunk by using a twig, he discovered that the scroll was all covered with doodles and sketches and a lot of text that looked like hieroglyphs to him, although he never dated Cleopatra or even visited Mexico to actually know what hieroglyphs look like.

After carefully studying the newfound information with a highly sophisticated microscope that he borrowed from a drunken professor from his elementary school, he knew he found something big. Yes, this scroll of really old thin paper, probably lost by some ancient type of alien visitors from outer space design schools, would make a new live for him.

The contents revealed the blueprints of a design object that, he intuitively believed, could take over the world like any James Bond movie villain. But his dream would not be to rule and dominate the world, he wanted to make it a better place with his design and bring new hope and peace to mankind.

He immediately divorced his girlfriend, married the queen of Finland and started his own design company under that very same bridge, with rats as his loyal hard working employees. Some of you might think this is weird, no wonder, its not exactly normal, but what the hell (didn’t you see Ratatouille?). After testing his cosmic design on all his bum friends, he launched his design on the Dutch market in 2002 and gave it the name ‘Fatboy® the Original’. The world would be never the same again.

The rest is history…and still in the making.



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FATBOY the Original (product describtion for website)

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Fatboy® the Original

Our iconic Fatboy® the Original is everyone’s friend. It proved to stand out and fit in anywhere, without acting like its some better version of itself (like all the original fakes out there). With its generous size and energizing comfort it is always there to maximize whatever pleasure you choose. Fatboy® the Original is truly yours!


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FATBOY Doggielounge (product describtion for website)

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Fatboy® Doggie Lounge

Fatboy® Doggie Lounge and your dog have one thing in common: they are both each other’s unconditional friends. When your home would be the victim of a burglary, it will probably be the only item not to be stolen. You should place a sign behind your window: “Beware! The dog of the owner of this house owns a Fatboy® Doggie Lounge!” Fatboy® Doggie Lounge is all doggies!



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FATBOY Catbag (product describtion for website)

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Fatboy@ Catbag

Fatboy@ Catbag is your furballs favorite hangout. It’s the perfect lair for prey hunting preparation, especially when it’s coming down cats and dogs outside. The only thing you have to do is to prepare for your own lap to be cold and very jealous. Fatboy@ Catbag is all kitties!



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FATBOY Junior (product describtion for website)


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Fatboy® Junior

Fatboy® Junior is irresistible to any child and any-child-resistant at the same time. It perfectly allows children to play or just safely lean back and think about their dreams and goals in life, while enjoying their happy childhoods. It can make adults feel like they are never too old for a happy childhood. Fatboy® Junior fit’s in and stands out in any children’s bedroom. Fatboy® Junior is all kiddies!



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FATBOY Outdoor (product describtion for website)


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Fatboy® Outdoor

Fatboy® Outdoor suits any landscape. It goes off-road without wheels and survives successfully with its protective rain, stain and UV resistant coating. It is so tough and durable that we expect to see a movie about ‘extreme Fatboy-in’ on You Tube very soon, with somebody jumping out of a helicopter and ‘Fatboarding’ his way down the Mont Blanc. Fatboy® Outdoor is extremely yours!



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FATBOY Headdemock (product describtion for website)


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Fatboy® Headdemock

Fatboy®Headdemock will make you feel like you have so much nothing to do. Whether you’re sipping cocktails in the sunny shade or secretly being watched by your neighbors, it just makes you float like a feather. You can even share it with someone else and imagine two palm trees (where there is actually a sturdy Fatboy® support frame) while your busy not worrying about a thing. Fatboy® Headdemock is worriless yours!

By the way, headdemock might sound like a strange name for a hammock for anyone outside the Netherlands and Northern Brabant since ‘hedde em ook?’ is slang for ‘also got one?’



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FATBOY Island (product describtion for website)


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Fatboy® Island

On Fatboy® Island’s wingspan of 1.2 meters, you will travel first class to your mental beach. You will effortlessly enjoy chilling or sleeping on this private-island, but if you like action we might add that Fatboy® Island is great for pillow talk too. Fatboy® Island is privately yours!



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FATBOY Point (product describtion for website)


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Fatboy® Point

Fatboy® Point is the dot on the i for everyone’s home. You always have those moments that you could use an extra whatever. Whether you use it to hold up your aching feet or to install your child in front of the television, Fatboy® Point is always to the point. Fatboy® Point is all ..... !



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FATBOY Marimekko (product describtion for website)


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Fatboy® Marimekko®

Fatboy® pays respect to innovation by letting fashion icon Marimekko® use the Fatboy® as a three-dimensional canvas for their exciting prints. Marimekko® was founded in 1951 by Armi and Viljo Ratia in Finland and became a fashion icon in the 60’s when First Lady Jackie Kennedy included seven Marimekko® dresses in her wardrobe. Our range includes Unikko red, blue and black and Kaivo red. Now Fatboy® stands out even more. Fatboy® Marimekko® is fashionably ever after yours!



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FATBOY Avenue (product describtion for website)




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Fatboy® Avenue

Fatboy®1st Avenue and Fatboy® 2nd Avenue will allow endless possibilities to compose an amazing lounge. Whether you need a block or a whole park, you can create and change formations that will tackle all your seating problems. They are the missing pieces for any puzzled interior. Fatboy® Avenue is playfully yours!



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FATBOY Facts (optional items for website)

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FATBOY® FACTS

+Fatboy® got its name when Jukka Setälä was sitting on his design while listening to Fatboy Slim. Fortunately for us Jukka was not listening to Junkie XL.


+Fatboy® the Original will give you a huge advantage over your opponent in a pillow fight.


+Fatboy® products contain 0% fat and do not have any influence on your cholesterol level. Actually Fatboy products have not been proven to have any negative side effects on your health. So enjoy!


+Fatboy® the Original is perfect to sack your boss with.


+Fatboy® products can never be held responsible for any positive pregnancy tests the day after sharing one with your lover or one-night stand.

+Fatboy® products do not necessarily need to be handled with care or to be used in any per scripted way as long as it doesn’t cause a murder.

+Fatboy® products are already bin used by many single women as a cuddly substitute for a boyfriend. They call it their Fatboyfriend who is always simply there.

+A Fatboy® Spacesuit won’t make you an instant astronaut, but would make you look good on any galactic catwalk.

+Never having a moment of pleasure on your Fatboy® is just as unlikely as having a lesbian black female president in the white house.

+Nowadays 119 of 120 people in the Netherlands do NOT own a Fatboy® product. There you have it, a statistic not delivered by Maurice de Hond.



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FATBOY Vehicles (item for website)

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FATBOY® VEHICLES

Our checkered Fatboy® Mini Cooper and tiny 1965 Fatboy® Eriba Puck caravan are so fat! The would probably be the cutest little vehicles to get run over by, although we would never deliberately hurt anyone or produce road-kill driving them around.

However, wherever we cruise we’re stretching necks and wherever we show up with our remarkable crafts from the Fatboy® universe, we unveil a world of hope and optimism. These joy machines master the skill of creating a positive vibe and atmosphere.

For example, our soft and round caravan carries many cool features. The interior is very small, but has incredible Bat mobile-like switches that would make Bruce Wayne go on a camping trip or take a hike. It is also fully equipped and capable to perform as a DJ booth, including smoke machines and other blockbuster special effects. So when a DJ installs himself in the submarine-like ventilation roof, nobody need no water and let the roof burn!

“Fatboy Fatboy, what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when we come for you”



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UPLOAD YOUR FATBOY® MOMENTS

Okay! We admit, owning Fatboy® products can lead to unexpected funny behavior and awkward situations. On the other hand you have to admit that our Fatboy® products are also a source of inspiration to all you fortunate people out there that already have experienced them.

Now we are blessing you with the opportunity to show off your most precious and favorite Fatboy® by uploading your glossy pictures to our website. Don’t hesitate to bring up the latent artist in you or act like David Lachapelle while you’re firing snapshots.

If you think you’re only as creative as the cheese on your bread, you should try it with peanut butter and stop being so serious. Just think about the funniest thing to do with your clothes on, pull your thong straight, comb your hair, go to your favorite happy spot and show everyone your passion for Fatboy® while being photographed by local paparazzi. The result could probably make you end up being surprised like your grandparents when you take them out for a bungee jump of the nearest park bench.

Most original uploads can expect a Fatboy® award, whatever that may be.

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FATBOY® FUTURE PLANS


Warning! The following story is not completely fictional and based on true fantasies.

We are proud and very grateful of all the good things that already occurred in the Fatboy® past. But the Fatboy® future is even more interesting and important to us. So before we end up in our Fatboy® coffin we figure that the only way of knowing the future is to create it.

First things first, our Fatboy® Original is our pride and joy, so we keep redefining it with new materials and colors, such as golden, silver and copper finishing and send it to a highly overpaid mental coach that will make it believe its invincible and the greatest since Muhammed Ali.

All our other Fatboy® products are never save for our never-ending fantasy and creativity too since we have more tricks up our sleeves than Ronaldinho wearing a sleeveless cat suit during a Champions League Final. So be prepared for anything! We won’t give anything away until it is right there in front of your face though.

Being Fatboy® in the future will not only include creating luxurious lifestyle products, we will also tend to show up at all kinds of events like summer festivals, fair-trades and conventions, sports events and theme parks, concerts and exhibitions, shopping malls and your little brothers bar mitzvah.

The Fatboy® future is all about creating innovations leaving you expecting the unexpected, keeping everyone including our selves comfortably surprised. We are even attending master classes as we speak, for creating Fatboy® activities and sports that could win you a gold medal at the Olympics. To create Fatboy® Fashion and accessories that don’t need a famous celebrity face to sell them. To create Fatboy® Vehicles and Crafts for every occasion, from roller-skates till bicycles, submarines till speedboats, snowscooters till space rockets. Anything is possible in the future. Even the sky is no limit. Hell, for all we care we will open a Fatboy® World theme park on the freaking moon.

Least but not last, since we’re speaking about the moon, we conspire in deep secrecy to collaborate with NASA. A scroll with blueprints of all kinds of spacecrafts, that would make space tourism accessible to all of us, is found under a bridge. We are performing test flights with prototype concept crafts to see if they fly as comfortable as lounging on a Fatboy® Original is.
Negotiations to employ real celebrities as Johny Depp, Will Smith, Steve Buscemi, Angelina jolie, Homer Simpson and Cartman to fly our Fatboy® Spacecrafts are taking place at our secret Fatboy® Base under the melting ice of Greenland. We will design matching Fatboy® Spacesuits, so our sexy celebrity astronauts at least look fashionably cool when they have encounters of the third kind.

At the same time it will be a kick-start for us to sell our products in other galaxies, since we will send Fatboy® probes to all corners and black holes of the known and unknown universe. We all know that our universe is infinite and keeps expanding (!?) so conquering our beautiful mother earth is just the beginning of the expanding and infinite Fatboy® universe.

We come in peace!


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